Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Once upon a time

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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to get to the other side.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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