- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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