A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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