Homonyms should be band.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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