- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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