- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Want to hear a joke? No.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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