Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Women's rights

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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