A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Nuneaton..

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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