What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Mitt Romney

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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