A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Stop Spam Read Books

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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I have a gay camel

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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