What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Womens basketball

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Cool Brian

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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