- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

stuarts mum

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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