- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do you call a black man? A person

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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