What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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