If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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