Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How would you rule?

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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