- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

kennah campion... being nice

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Stop procrastinating.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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