- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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