Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Error 37.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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My friend harris is fat.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

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