how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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