Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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