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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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