What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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How old is your mom Dead

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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