- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Mitt Romney

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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