What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Once upon a time, The end.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Vagina cream... end of story

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Tilt your screen back

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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