What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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8=> >->-o

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Christianity

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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