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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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