- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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