- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Knock, Knock. Come in!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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