whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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