What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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