What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Womens rights

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

mental kid

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Wright flyer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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