- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

I'm Andrew Schmitt

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Penis.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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