what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Female rights.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

i had sex.

No, Trinidad.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Anti Joke

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