- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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