- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

world peace

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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