How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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