Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What's half of 8? o

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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