- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Which is longer? A rope...

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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