- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

The government

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

field day?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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