- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why? Why Not?

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

ded on boomer and aodddan

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

I hate blackniggers

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

kcuf read it backwards

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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