The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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