- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

why does column have a letter n?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Women's rights

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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