Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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