your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Anti Joke

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