Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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