What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Anti Joke

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