- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Women Sports.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

The Moon Landing.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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