-_- i like trains ... -_-

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Man U

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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