What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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NASCAR

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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